Budfasdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sage dog.

Budfasdoss created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budfasdoss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Budfasdoss, he will try to impress you with trees.

Budfasdoss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Budfasdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta otters, for they are unholy.

2. You must love Budfasdoss.

3. You must pray to Budfasdoss nine times a day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always obey Budfasdoss' priests.