Ranwit Mifdimril is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous monkey.

Ranwit Mifdimril created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranwit Mifdimril, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ranwit Mifdimril, he will not invite you to parties.

Ranwit Mifdimril's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ranwit Mifdimril's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Worship no other gods but Ranwit Mifdimril.
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