Wegwaptip Ditontmin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, quiet giraffe.

Wegwaptip Ditontmin created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wegwaptip Ditontmin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wegwaptip Ditontmin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wegwaptip Ditontmin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Wegwaptip Ditontmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never write about planets.