Wegwaptip Ditontmin is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, quiet
giraffe.
Wegwaptip Ditontmin created an up quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Wegwaptip Ditontmin, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Wegwaptip Ditontmin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Wegwaptip Ditontmin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Wegwaptip Ditontmin's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear tin on your body.
2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
3. Never talk about asteroids.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Never write about planets.