Citbedteen Nildavsom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking human.

Citbedteen Nildavsom created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Citbedteen Nildavsom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Citbedteen Nildavsom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Citbedteen Nildavsom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Citbedteen Nildavsom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Citbedteen Nildavsom loves frogs, so they must be honoured.