Citbedteen Nildavsom is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking
human.
Citbedteen Nildavsom created vertebrates nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Citbedteen Nildavsom, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Citbedteen Nildavsom, it will turn you into a mouse.
Citbedteen Nildavsom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Citbedteen Nildavsom's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.
4. Always help sick rats.
5. Citbedteen Nildavsom loves frogs, so they must be honoured.