Tafpomfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage shark.

Tafpomfod created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafpomfod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafpomfod, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tafpomfod's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tafpomfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Always obey Tafpomfod's priests.

4. Hide if eight swans approach from the east.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.