Tafpomfod is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, sage
shark.
Tafpomfod created water three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tafpomfod, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Tafpomfod, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Tafpomfod's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Tafpomfod's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured otters.
2. Always help sick geese.
3. Always obey Tafpomfod's priests.
4. Hide if eight swans approach from the east.
5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.