Cisspadart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind eagle.

Cisspadart created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisspadart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cisspadart, it will make you grow a tail.

Cisspadart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cisspadart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not listen to music.
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