Kinflowmidbim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, all-powerful beaver.

Kinflowmidbim created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinflowmidbim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kinflowmidbim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Kinflowmidbim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kinflowmidbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never hurt horses.