Sitparkbodcib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent jellyfish.

Sitparkbodcib created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitparkbodcib, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sitparkbodcib, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sitparkbodcib's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sitparkbodcib's Holy Commandments

1. Sitparkbodcib loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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