Minortdibnultagmum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental bear.

Minortdibnultagmum created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minortdibnultagmum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Minortdibnultagmum, it will laugh at you.

Minortdibnultagmum's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Minortdibnultagmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Minortdibnultagmum loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.