Minortdibnultagmum is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental
bear.
Minortdibnultagmum created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Minortdibnultagmum, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Minortdibnultagmum, it will laugh at you.
Minortdibnultagmum's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Minortdibnultagmum's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
2. Minortdibnultagmum loves gulls, so they must be respected.
3. Do not sing in public.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.