Bogcimbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent snail.

Bogcimbog created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Bogcimbog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogcimbog, he will manifest in front of you.

Bogcimbog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bogcimbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not eat wheat.