Nuttmapdob is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unjust troll.

Nuttmapdob created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmapdob, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttmapdob, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nuttmapdob's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nuttmapdob's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttmapdob.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Do not eat peanuts.