Getjigfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive lobster.

Getjigfeb created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getjigfeb, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getjigfeb, she will be very sad.

Getjigfeb's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Getjigfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getjigfeb.

4. Never wear green shoes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.