Dinnartdut is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast cat.

Dinnartdut created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinnartdut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinnartdut, it will curse you with boils.

Dinnartdut's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dinnartdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.