Budkomgunpomkabhotgabjon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet weasel.

Budkomgunpomkabhotgabjon created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budkomgunpomkabhotgabjon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Budkomgunpomkabhotgabjon, it will be very unhappy.

Budkomgunpomkabhotgabjon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Budkomgunpomkabhotgabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Never jump near cats.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.