Kenhotmon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring duck.

Kenhotmon created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenhotmon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kenhotmon, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kenhotmon's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kenhotmon's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not eat aubergines.