Limzakgum is a god.

It takes the form of a large, flying dugong.

Limzakgum created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limzakgum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Limzakgum, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Limzakgum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Limzakgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Erect nine copper sculptures of Limzakgum on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.
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