Matvigmingeb is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic butterfly.

Matvigmingeb created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Matvigmingeb, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Matvigmingeb, he will laugh at you.

Matvigmingeb's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Matvigmingeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Hide from magenta whales for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about planets.