Tunpompang is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish butterfly.

Tunpompang created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunpompang, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunpompang, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tunpompang's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tunpompang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Tunpompang on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.