Misfencip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing eagle.

Misfencip created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misfencip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Misfencip, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Misfencip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Misfencip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.