Yikquaghab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, vain naga.

Yikquaghab created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikquaghab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yikquaghab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yikquaghab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yikquaghab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.