Sagxuchim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonourable seal.

Sagxuchim created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sagxuchim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sagxuchim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sagxuchim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sagxuchim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Do not cook food in pots.