Rancebhit Nelleggovgamtartik is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain scorpion.

Rancebhit Nelleggovgamtartik created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rancebhit Nelleggovgamtartik, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rancebhit Nelleggovgamtartik, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Rancebhit Nelleggovgamtartik's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rancebhit Nelleggovgamtartik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Rancebhit Nelleggovgamtartik must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear yellow shoes.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.