Bincarpangzigtikrultifster is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonourable hippopotamus.

Bincarpangzigtikrultifster created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bincarpangzigtikrultifster, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bincarpangzigtikrultifster, he will turn you into a rock.

Bincarpangzigtikrultifster's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bincarpangzigtikrultifster's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never think about gravity.