Sasflabmot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical yak.

Sasflabmot created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sasflabmot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sasflabmot, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sasflabmot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sasflabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never talk about great tits.