Janbellwee is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional
cow.
Janbellwee created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Janbellwee, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Janbellwee, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Janbellwee's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Janbellwee's Holy Commandments1. Always help foxes.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.
5. Never wear magenta shorts.