Fotpogcub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring armadillo.

Fotpogcub created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotpogcub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fotpogcub, he will cry a lot.

Fotpogcub's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fotpogcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never pour water over plants.