Wegbodbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent hippopotamus.

Wegbodbiss created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbodbiss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wegbodbiss, he will be mildly annoyed.

Wegbodbiss' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wegbodbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not take Wegbodbiss' name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wegbodbiss.
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