Dinbopfig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced dove.

Dinbopfig created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbopfig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dinbopfig, it will come to you in dreams.

Dinbopfig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dinbopfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Dinbopfig loves manatees, so they must be respected.