Veencundad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, generous mouse.

Veencundad created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencundad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Veencundad, he will turn you into a hamster.

Veencundad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Veencundad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.
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