Lanfitwit is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate
mink.
Lanfitwit created a quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lanfitwit, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Lanfitwit, she will be mildly annoyed.
Lanfitwit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Lanfitwit's Holy Commandments1. Always help sharks in need.
2. Do not wear platinum on your body.
3. You must never eat gooseberries.
4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.