Batbomlip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome wren.

Batbomlip created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Batbomlip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Batbomlip, it will turn you into a slug.

Batbomlip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Batbomlip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.