Figceplidbafriljen is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable
rat.
Figceplidbafriljen created a top quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Figceplidbafriljen, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Figceplidbafriljen, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Figceplidbafriljen's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Figceplidbafriljen's Holy Commandments1. Never go into magenta rooms.
2. Never eat beans.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Figceplidbafriljen.
4. Never wear skirts.
5. You must love Figceplidbafriljen.