Figceplidbafriljen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable rat.

Figceplidbafriljen created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Figceplidbafriljen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Figceplidbafriljen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Figceplidbafriljen's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Figceplidbafriljen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Figceplidbafriljen.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. You must love Figceplidbafriljen.