Pincidbitladhunnibkab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody grasshopper.

Pincidbitladhunnibkab created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pincidbitladhunnibkab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pincidbitladhunnibkab, it will destroy your home planet.

Pincidbitladhunnibkab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pincidbitladhunnibkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Hide from turquoise dolphins for they are unholy.