Dimxuchud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, strong toad.

Dimxuchud created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimxuchud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dimxuchud, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dimxuchud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dimxuchud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Dimxuchud loves geese, so they must be honoured.