Bogkoparp is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate hummingbird.

Bogkoparp created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkoparp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bogkoparp, she will be very unhappy.

Bogkoparp's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bogkoparp's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide from blue mites for they are unholy.

3. Never feed limes to porpoises while wearing magenta boots.

4. Bogkoparp must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.