Rulgovgovbog Hudnul is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying rhinoceros.

Rulgovgovbog Hudnul created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgovgovbog Hudnul, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rulgovgovbog Hudnul, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rulgovgovbog Hudnul's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rulgovgovbog Hudnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never wear turquoise hats.