Fadcitlun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful beaver.

Fadcitlun created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadcitlun, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadcitlun, she will torture you forever.

Fadcitlun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fadcitlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Retreat if five goats approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray immersed in water.