Flannabcadfobjablitlibapp Riplibyog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, boastful donkey.

Flannabcadfobjablitlibapp Riplibyog created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flannabcadfobjablitlibapp Riplibyog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flannabcadfobjablitlibapp Riplibyog, he will laugh at you.

Flannabcadfobjablitlibapp Riplibyog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flannabcadfobjablitlibapp Riplibyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never jump near tapirs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Never feed garlic to mites while wearing magenta scarves.