Yikfebgess is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive dragonfly.

Yikfebgess created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Yikfebgess, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yikfebgess, he will torture you forever.

Yikfebgess' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Yikfebgess' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yikfebgess.