Yikfebgess is a god.
He takes the form of a large, impressive
dragonfly.
Yikfebgess created the planet Venus six million years ago.
If you believe in
Yikfebgess, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Yikfebgess, he will torture you forever.
Yikfebgess' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Yikfebgess' Holy Commandments1. You must never eat parsnips.
2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yikfebgess.