Weeriggar Kembigbomcar is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, fast
monkey.
Weeriggar Kembigbomcar created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Weeriggar Kembigbomcar, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Weeriggar Kembigbomcar, it will remove you from existence.
Weeriggar Kembigbomcar's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Weeriggar Kembigbomcar's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Weeriggar Kembigbomcar on top of important buildings.
3. Always treat cats with great respect.
4. Always look after injured mites.
5. Weeriggar Kembigbomcar loves gulls, so they must be respected.