Hugkomkimtan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless dragon.

Hugkomkimtan created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugkomkimtan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugkomkimtan, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hugkomkimtan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hugkomkimtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hugkomkimtan on top of all buildings.

3. Retreat if seven seals approach from the east.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
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