Sinfat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise tortoise.

Sinfat created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sinfat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sinfat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sinfat's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide from green geese for they are unholy.

4. Hide if three horses approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.
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