Sakfomnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, pitiless hydra.

Sakfomnutt created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sakfomnutt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sakfomnutt, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sakfomnutt's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sakfomnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear kilts.