Wodhengut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful wyvern.

Wodhengut created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Wodhengut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wodhengut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wodhengut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wodhengut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.