Yakbosstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited dingo.

Yakbosstrag created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yakbosstrag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakbosstrag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yakbosstrag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yakbosstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.