Zodflistarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous rat.

Zodflistarp created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodflistarp, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodflistarp, she will turn you into a frog.

Zodflistarp's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zodflistarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green scarves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Retreat if five swans approach from the south.

5. Never eat carrots.