Bopsabvolyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, contented horse.

Bopsabvolyarl created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopsabvolyarl, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bopsabvolyarl, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bopsabvolyarl's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bopsabvolyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Bopsabvolyarl loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never paint your legs black.

5. Always wear turquoise.