Dissaszogcam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak owl.

Dissaszogcam created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissaszogcam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dissaszogcam, she will turn you into a mole.

Dissaszogcam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dissaszogcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Retreat if four moths approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.