Dabbossgep is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage dryad.

Dabbossgep created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabbossgep, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dabbossgep, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dabbossgep's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dabbossgep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. You must love Dabbossgep.

4. Always obey Dabbossgep's priests.

5. Never talk about amino acids.