Vonlibxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing crane.

Vonlibxuc created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Vonlibxuc, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vonlibxuc, it will turn you into a slug.

Vonlibxuc's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vonlibxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.